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A shithole in cork, where the underage get served in every bar and where you will get asked if you want a “bag” everywhere you go.
Also home to the school full of wankers the famous Coachford College and of course also home to the many dodgy dealers who will lace your gear.
Here bai this place is nearly as bad as Coachford
Coachford by Cally.34 September 6, 2023
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flight of the conchords 

A hilarious folk parody group from New Zealand, recently featured on HBO Stand Up. Perform songs such as "Think About It, Think, Think About It", "Albi", "Hiphop-potamus Vs Rhymenocerous", "Business Time", etc.
Jermaine and Bret from Flight of the Conchords sang a hilarious song about a racist dragon called "Albi".

Flight of the Conchords 

Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.

Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time
Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.
Flight of the Conchords by joysea February 8, 2008

Bi-conchordian 

The term given to Flight of the Conchords fans who love Bret and Jemaine equally, and are not more inclined towards one over the other.

In modern times, they are somewhat uncommon, and are treasured accordingly.
Swooning girl #1: I love Bret and Jemaine equally.
Swooning girl #2: Really?
Swooning girl #1: Yes, I am a true Bi-conchordian.
Bi-conchordian by helloagain September 27, 2009

Cockford 

Another name for Rockford. (Rockford, IL Rockford, MI ect..) Mainly used by people that are not so keen of the place.
"Hey got any plans this weekend?"

"Yeah, just headin' up to Cockford."

"Damn. Sucks bro.."
Cockford by bc93 November 21, 2011

CRashford 

An Individual who sells their stock just before the price goes up.

An Individual who believes they understand the stock market, and talks a good talk, but actually knows fuck all
Ben, your such a Crashford, you sold FMG the day before it spiked
CRashford by allblackssuck May 21, 2010

couchlord 

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.
His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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