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A shithole in cork, where the underage get served in every bar and where you will get asked if you want a “bag” everywhere you go.
Also home to the school full of wankers the famous Coachford College and of course also home to the many dodgy dealers who will lace your gear.
Here bai this place is nearly as bad as Coachford
Coachford by Cally.34 September 6, 2023
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flight of the conchords 

A hilarious folk parody group from New Zealand, recently featured on HBO Stand Up. Perform songs such as "Think About It, Think, Think About It", "Albi", "Hiphop-potamus Vs Rhymenocerous", "Business Time", etc.
Jermaine and Bret from Flight of the Conchords sang a hilarious song about a racist dragon called "Albi".

Flight of the Conchords 

Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.

Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time
Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.
Flight of the Conchords by joysea February 8, 2008

Bi-conchordian 

The term given to Flight of the Conchords fans who love Bret and Jemaine equally, and are not more inclined towards one over the other.

In modern times, they are somewhat uncommon, and are treasured accordingly.
Swooning girl #1: I love Bret and Jemaine equally.
Swooning girl #2: Really?
Swooning girl #1: Yes, I am a true Bi-conchordian.
Bi-conchordian by helloagain September 27, 2009

Cockford 

Another name for Rockford. (Rockford, IL Rockford, MI ect..) Mainly used by people that are not so keen of the place.
"Hey got any plans this weekend?"

"Yeah, just headin' up to Cockford."

"Damn. Sucks bro.."
Cockford by bc93 November 21, 2011

CRashford 

An Individual who sells their stock just before the price goes up.

An Individual who believes they understand the stock market, and talks a good talk, but actually knows fuck all
Ben, your such a Crashford, you sold FMG the day before it spiked
CRashford by allblackssuck May 21, 2010

couchlord 

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.
His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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