Coachford

A shithole in cork, where the underage get served in every bar and where you will get asked if you want a “bag” everywhere you go.
Also home to the school full of wankers the famous Coachford College and of course also home to the many dodgy dealers who will lace your gear.

Here bai this place is nearly as bad as Coachford

by Cally.34 September 6, 2023

flight of the conchords

A hilarious folk parody group from New Zealand, recently featured on HBO Stand Up. Perform songs such as "Think About It, Think, Think About It", "Albi", "Hiphop-potamus Vs Rhymenocerous", "Business Time", etc.

Jermaine and Bret from Flight of the Conchords sang a hilarious song about a racist dragon called "Albi".

by EJJJJJJ May 2, 2006

Flight of the Conchords

Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.

Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time

Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.

by joysea February 8, 2008

Bi-conchordian

The term given to Flight of the Conchords fans who love Bret and Jemaine equally, and are not more inclined towards one over the other.

In modern times, they are somewhat uncommon, and are treasured accordingly.

Swooning girl #1: I love Bret and Jemaine equally.
Swooning girl #2: Really?
Swooning girl #1: Yes, I am a true Bi-conchordian.

by helloagain September 27, 2009

Cockford

Another name for Rockford. (Rockford, IL Rockford, MI ect..) Mainly used by people that are not so keen of the place.

"Hey got any plans this weekend?"

"Yeah, just headin' up to Cockford."

"Damn. Sucks bro.."

by bc93 November 21, 2011

CRashford

An Individual who sells their stock just before the price goes up.

An Individual who believes they understand the stock market, and talks a good talk, but actually knows fuck all

Ben, your such a Crashford, you sold FMG the day before it spiked

by allblackssuck May 21, 2010

couchlord

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.

His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.

by that guy who said it first July 29, 2020