Urban Dictionary: fick

Top definition

"i am so horny--fick me!"

by foxayladay March 03, 2005

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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

by nerdbimbo August 23, 2011

When you're running out of texting characters and you want to say "Fucking dick"

"Did he ever text you back!"

"No he was being such a fick!"

by Chunksforfreee July 30, 2012

An action when you have sexual affairs with a plant/tree.

Person 1: YO! I JUST FICKED MY CACTUS!
Person 2: Dude, you have problems.

by CoombertaStudios February 11, 2010

Go fick yourself

by Shusay January 29, 2003

When someone ignores your request to "friend" them on Face Book.

The act of ficking someone: I sent a friend request to Amy but she ficked me!

by Dirty Grace October 16, 2009