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Couchworthy

Simply put, worthy of bending over the arm of a couch. This term is used to define a young lady that is worthy of such an act.
Jarrod: "Look at her, man. I'd bend her over a couch."
Ryan: "Yea man, she's couchworthy."
by Jarrod Combs September 24, 2008
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Couchworthy

A word used to describe a female of a certain degree of attractivity. A female described as "couchworthy" has generally sizeable breasts and an appealing posterior. The term itself literally means that the female is attractive enough that the speak considers her worthy of being bent over against a couch for sexual activity.
"Dude, did you see that chick? She's so totally couchworthy!"

"Man, Susan's got such an ass. Couchworthy indeed."
by shinoyoukai September 15, 2007
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Crushworthy

A hot girl/guy worth having a crush on.
Lee thinks Jill is crushworthy.
by Blunks September 28, 2005
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cockworthy

Being worthy for the glorious cock.
Damn.. that Lindsay Lohan is soooo cockworthy! I'd fuck her ass, face, and ears!
by MikeOrangeTrip June 11, 2006
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crunchworthy

Adj. Someone or something deserving attention from the masses.
1. Auguste and willies performance in Dressed to Kill was truly crunchworthy, so says many of their critics.
by k- tac August 6, 2007
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cuckworthy

When something is worthy of a cuck's attention or antics. Also used when a cuck attempts something

Cuck is often used as a pejorative to condescendingly describe a male who is sexually inadequate or sexually submissive. A male who submits to female authority as a form of virtue signalling, rather than owing to actual authority which is legitimate, reverent, positional or expert power. It implies a lack of masculinity on the part of the cuck.
Betafag: What are some cuckworthy movies or TV shows out there?

Cuck: I like Supergirl as a show, but her strongest superpower is putting her Super-Friends in the Super -Friendzone
by RIDDL3R February 19, 2017
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Mr. Cockworthy

A cock that is worthy of a sexy pussy.
My boyfriends cock is so large and my pussy is so sexy I have to say he is now known as Mr. Cockworthy.
by Amazing Amy October 13, 2014
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