couchlogged

When a drug's effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. Normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.

Ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!

After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.

by Eeagle October 30, 2010

couchlocked

Pats tense. see couchlock

Man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.

by Skinny_ninja April 20, 2005