cottonier

A servant whose job is to wipe his or her master's ass post defecation.

Louie XIV had a servant for everything including a cottonier.

cottonier by Tree.Skier April 14, 2018

cottonheaded ninnymuggins

a dumb elf, as coined in the movie "Elf"

"i'm nothing but a cottonheaded ninnymuggins"

cottonheaded ninnymuggins by dfg January 5, 2004

cottiered 

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically

Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.

cottiered by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017

cottoned pod 

the act of takin the e juice soaked cotton out of the mouthpiece of a juul pod and cramming that shit into the pod to get the last of the ejuice off the cotton and into the pod in order to get the last tokes out of it

i swapped my cottoned pod out for a freshman’s full mango pod in the commons br last period

cottoned pod by fiend October 30, 2018

cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.

Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

cottonhead rattle moccosin by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

cottoned on

come to some sort of realisation

the guy hasn't cottoned on to us stealing all his shit yet

cottoned on by searchaboob April 22, 2010