cottonier

A servant whose job is to wipe his or her master's ass post defecation.
Louie XIV had a servant for everything including a cottonier.
by Tree.Skier March 26, 2018
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Cannabivore

An unidentified mammalian pest that consumes cannabis plants before harvest.
I'm pissed because a fucking cannabivore ate my plants last night!
by Tree.Skier October 12, 2018
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