cottonhead

An elderly person. Derogatory. West-coast slang.

That cottonhead is driving down the highway at 20 mph.

by Will January 1, 2005

Cottonhead

A married woman that thinks everything is hers reguardless of wether or not it really does belong to her.

I can't believe they gave her everything, half of it was mine, but I should have known better to marry a cottonhead bugawolf like that in the first place..

by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019

cottonhead

A very old person with all white or gray hair. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion.

Nah, I don't want to go to eat at Norms; its filled with cottonheads.

by V.D.K. December 30, 2008

cottonhead

when your head feels numb and fuzzy inside while being high as fuck. you dont even realize what the fuck is going on around you cause your head feels like your brain has been plugged off. what you hear might not be what they really said.

prone to act like a dumb ass. but who cares... :-)

Rick- "yo i got the munchies, im going to 7 11, ya want anything?"

John- "word. i want Munchies chips and get me a Natty beer."

Natty- "what? huh?...i never fucked John...who you fuckin??"

...cottonhead

by phatnatnigga February 6, 2010

cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.

Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

cottonheaded ninnymuggins

a dumb elf, as coined in the movie "Elf"

"i'm nothing but a cottonheaded ninnymuggins"

by dfg January 5, 2004

cottoned pod

the act of takin the e juice soaked cotton out of the mouthpiece of a juul pod and cramming that shit into the pod to get the last of the ejuice off the cotton and into the pod in order to get the last tokes out of it

i swapped my cottoned pod out for a freshman’s full mango pod in the commons br last period

by fiend October 30, 2018