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cottoned pod 

the act of takin the e juice soaked cotton out of the mouthpiece of a juul pod and cramming that shit into the pod to get the last of the ejuice off the cotton and into the pod in order to get the last tokes out of it
i swapped my cottoned pod out for a freshman’s full mango pod in the commons br last period
cottoned pod by fiend October 30, 2018

cottoned on

come to some sort of realisation
the guy hasn't cottoned on to us stealing all his shit yet
cottoned on by searchaboob April 22, 2010
You're a cottoneer just like your ancestors

Cottonronbone 

When in a strip club getting a lap dance, you ensure you have a cotton ball on the tip of the penis. If you happen to explode in your pants, you take the soiled cotton ball out of your pants and slap it on her cheek.
As we were finishing up a fantastic lap dance, I proceeded to cottonronbone her. She, in suprise, was honered by the event.
Cottonronbone by cskIcemancsk July 29, 2009
A servant whose job is to wipe his or her master's ass post defecation.
Louie XIV had a servant for everything including a cottonier.
cottonier by Tree.Skier April 14, 2018

Kyle Herblin Cottone

A cute little scrawny white big blue eyed boy with a brown afro and grizzly beard. He likes to make weird noises and is a fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and once was in love with a girl named Kim. But now he's too lame to even visit her at school =[ In other words... an asshole.
That guy is a real Kyle Herblin Cottone
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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