Cottoneyed

When your eyes dry up thus causing them to appear red and bloodshot. The term comes from the common smoking term cotton mouthed , which is when the smokers mouth dries up as if they were chewing on cotton balls.

Kind sir pass me the eye drop my eyes have become quite cottoneyed

by Veitnam VW August 31, 2013

cottoned pod

the act of takin the e juice soaked cotton out of the mouthpiece of a juul pod and cramming that shit into the pod to get the last of the ejuice off the cotton and into the pod in order to get the last tokes out of it

i swapped my cottoned pod out for a freshman’s full mango pod in the commons br last period

by fiend October 30, 2018

Cotton Eyed Joe

Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.

"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."

by S313xo June 14, 2009

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

cottoned on

come to some sort of realisation

the guy hasn't cottoned on to us stealing all his shit yet

by searchaboob April 22, 2010

Cotton eyed joe

The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.

If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...

by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006

Cottoneer

A slur for black people

You're a cottoneer just like your ancestors

by everybodyloveschris July 17, 2018