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The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 September 5, 2008
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The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster
by Joey Orgler 3 September 5, 2008
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Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.
The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.
by Joey Orgler 3 September 5, 2008
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Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.
by Joey Orgler 3 July 30, 2008
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A notorious Chicago-based street gang founded in 1975. They are known for their infamous rivalry with the Eighth Street Ballers, and for curb stomping orphans.
Dontrell claimed Robo Bros, so I shot his ass.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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Five or more having sex with each other at one time.
I was entry six in the Royal Rumble!
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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