corproach 

Someone that has worked in a corporation for so long they have the ability to survive in a corporate environment using their acquired skills of manipulation, deception, kissing arse and being an all-round piece of shit. It is said that a cockroach would survive a nuclear holocaust. As such, the corporate roach survives the worst type of corp-shit.

Bill: How has Steve been here for 7 years? He's not even that good at his job.
Hitesh: He's a fucking corproach, mate.

corproach by farafiro April 18, 2018

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH 

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it

“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH by Queenzaniyah November 13, 2020

coproaches 

A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.

The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.

coproaches by jpg3 June 14, 2011

Coproaches 

aka Hong Kong police officers, notorious for their brutalities and excessive force, not to mention they are infamous for dirty jobs and shady businesses, people think they’re just nastier than cockroaches being cops in this way, so there you have it, coproaches.

“Hey look, there’re a bunch of coproaches over there, let’s get a move on, otherwise they will use tear gas for no reason or just because they wanted. Or both. Let’s not risk it.”

Coproaches by Captain Tripz January 5, 2020

cockroach 

Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan

I fuckin HATE roaches

cockroach by nbc August 19, 2004

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Cockroach 

Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.

and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.

and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.

Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.

Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-

Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"

Cockroach by bananafanna July 19, 2010