corded

Used to tag any person or concept as being hopelessly and needlessly outdated. Someone using a corded phone would be the prime example.

Nice Walkman, corded, want to go watch some Airwolf or play ColecoVision?

That car's fucking corded, man, you need something that can handle mp3s.

by JollyBeef May 9, 2008

Rea Corded

When your dumbass friend doesn’t know how to fix Apple’s autocorrect

Rea Corded

by Wiofjweofijew March 14, 2023

Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Cordengasm

Sexual excitement displayed on Late Night Tinder by its effeminate soy beta host James Corden whenever a Chad is revealed. When a Cordengasm occurs, James Corden is often more excited about the newly revealed Chad than the woman actually participating in the show

And of course whan this 11/10 tattooed bad boy gigachad Travis is revealed, James starts squealing like a Japanese school girl with his mouth gaping wide open, achieving complete Cordengasm.

by Feridon Hamidi October 20, 2021

Cordes

A master cocksman.

Yessenia knew that she would have to lock this man down. He was a Cordes of the utmost degree.

by Yevgenia June 26, 2022

Cordes

The kind of person who willingly adds the cherry to the top of your ice cream (Metaphorically and literally). S/he is the one who decides if your gathering or assembly of people will be enjoyable by merely showing up. These clever beings are in-fact human, even though they have the body of a Greek God/ Goddess. It is politically correct to say they are perfect in virtually every way.

Talents and attributes for a Cordes include making others feel elation and anguish at the same time, being able to differentiate all facts in the history of forever, making incredible pick-nicks {both genders (shows how truly amazing they really are)}, and being just plain sexy.

WARNINGS: You can try to be like this person, but you will ultimately fail. It is suggested to not show up this person either, for it is impossible... and fatal.

Wait Sean is going? That kid is such a Cordes, i'm in!

by guy2theleft April 28, 2011

ya coded

greys anatomy language for "you fucked up"

Intern: Dude, I scrubbed in on a surgery today and I dropped an organ.
Intern 2: Man, ya coded.

by hayway5823 April 5, 2016