Cordes

A master cocksman.

Yessenia knew that she would have to lock this man down. He was a Cordes of the utmost degree.

by Yevgenia June 26, 2022

Cordes

The kind of person who willingly adds the cherry to the top of your ice cream (Metaphorically and literally). S/he is the one who decides if your gathering or assembly of people will be enjoyable by merely showing up. These clever beings are in-fact human, even though they have the body of a Greek God/ Goddess. It is politically correct to say they are perfect in virtually every way.

Talents and attributes for a Cordes include making others feel elation and anguish at the same time, being able to differentiate all facts in the history of forever, making incredible pick-nicks {both genders (shows how truly amazing they really are)}, and being just plain sexy.

WARNINGS: You can try to be like this person, but you will ultimately fail. It is suggested to not show up this person either, for it is impossible... and fatal.

Wait Sean is going? That kid is such a Cordes, i'm in!

by guy2theleft April 28, 2011

Cordes

A master cocksman.

It was obvious by all the hollaring coming from next door that the neighbor was a true cordes

by Yevgenia August 16, 2022

cooper cordes

A fortnite virgin who' s never had sexual intercourse with a real female. Instead he prefers to have sex with an anime body pillow with a 2 inch hole where the vagina would be. He's a major disappointment to his friends and family and is currently under house arrest for bringing his katakana collection to his school. His parents are considering a divorce because of his disappointing behavior

"you that cooper cordes kid asked me out and i'm like yeet id never date a weeb"

by lil_woodchip July 19, 2018

OLLY CORDES

His mum stinks of off milk

He has a small willy
He has the deadest trim of all time

Has a patato shaped head
His mum has a really good haircut ( box shaped )

He fingers his brother's ass crack

He likes shoving cucumber in his ears

Oh look it's Olly, his mum has a shit haircut

Olly your lips are crusty

Wait Olly, is your dick really 4 inches?

OLLY CORDES means that he has a small cock and you need a microscope to see it

by Elliot croft November 23, 2021

correscendant

a word that doesn't exist

"...kind of correscendant with it you know because it has four shots..."

by IMverySALTY September 2, 2016

Cordengasm

Sexual excitement displayed on Late Night Tinder by its effeminate soy beta host James Corden whenever a Chad is revealed. When a Cordengasm occurs, James Corden is often more excited about the newly revealed Chad than the woman actually participating in the show

And of course whan this 11/10 tattooed bad boy gigachad Travis is revealed, James starts squealing like a Japanese school girl with his mouth gaping wide open, achieving complete Cordengasm.

by Feridon Hamidi October 20, 2021