Cordes
A master cocksman.
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Cordes
The kind of person who willingly adds the cherry to the top of your ice cream (Metaphorically and literally). S/he is the one who decides if your gathering or assembly of people will be enjoyable by merely showing up. These clever beings are in-fact human, even though they have the body of a Greek God/ Goddess. It is politically correct to say they are perfect in virtually every way.
Talents and attributes for a Cordes include making others feel elation and anguish at the same time, being able to differentiate all facts in the history of forever, making incredible pick-nicks {both genders (shows how truly amazing they really are)}, and being just plain sexy.
WARNINGS: You can try to be like this person, but you will ultimately fail. It is suggested to not show up this person either, for it is impossible... and fatal.
Talents and attributes for a Cordes include making others feel elation and anguish at the same time, being able to differentiate all facts in the history of forever, making incredible pick-nicks {both genders (shows how truly amazing they really are)}, and being just plain sexy.
WARNINGS: You can try to be like this person, but you will ultimately fail. It is suggested to not show up this person either, for it is impossible... and fatal.
Cordes by guy2theleft April 28, 2011
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Cordes
A master cocksman.
cooper cordes
A fortnite virgin who' s never had sexual intercourse with a real female. Instead he prefers to have sex with an anime body pillow with a 2 inch hole where the vagina would be. He's a major disappointment to his friends and family and is currently under house arrest for bringing his katakana collection to his school. His parents are considering a divorce because of his disappointing behavior
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His mum stinks of off milk
He has a small willy
He has the deadest trim of all time
Has a patato shaped head
His mum has a really good haircut ( box shaped )
He fingers his brother's ass crack
He likes shoving cucumber in his ears
He has a small willy
He has the deadest trim of all time
Has a patato shaped head
His mum has a really good haircut ( box shaped )
He fingers his brother's ass crack
He likes shoving cucumber in his ears
Oh look it's Olly, his mum has a shit haircut
Olly your lips are crusty
Wait Olly, is your dick really 4 inches?
OLLY CORDES means that he has a small cock and you need a microscope to see it
Olly your lips are crusty
Wait Olly, is your dick really 4 inches?
OLLY CORDES means that he has a small cock and you need a microscope to see it
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Sexual excitement displayed on Late Night Tinder by its effeminate soy beta host James Corden whenever a Chad is revealed. When a Cordengasm occurs, James Corden is often more excited about the newly revealed Chad than the woman actually participating in the show
And of course whan this 11/10 tattooed bad boy gigachad Travis is revealed, James starts squealing like a Japanese school girl with his mouth gaping wide open, achieving complete Cordengasm.
Cordengasm by Feridon Hamidi October 20, 2021
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