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getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."
Mike: "you gonna git corned tonite?"
Dynamic Duo in unison: "no, i mean yeah."
by cheezdribble December 01, 2006
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When one is walking up a flight of stairs, with one following behind him/her closely, one quickly thrusts his/her buttocks backwards into the following person's face causing their nose to be rammed into one's anus.
Bob was walking up the stairs with Samantha following him, he then quickly corned Samantha causing Samantha to say, "Damn that smells!".
by Master Of Corn April 22, 2010
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The process in which one takes a freshly husked corn cob, lubes it up with Vaseline and inserts it into the rectum
Dude I corned yesterday and it was fucking amazing!!
by Joe is weed October 14, 2010
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The term for boasting after your cornhole team just threw all 4 bags in the hole, winning the game.
Matt: Marija just dropped all four bags in.

Kyle: Yeah we just got corned.
by FollowGuyInc August 11, 2011
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It happens just after anal. A man will remove his penis from the butthole and if he sees a piece of corn, he's been corned.
EXAMPLE 1.
Becky: Didn't your sister try anal?
Stacey: Yeah, apparently she corned a guy.

EXAMPLE 2.
Pete: I can't believe I got corned.
by DildoWizard December 18, 2014
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When a you suck dick and graze you teeth along the shaft causing friction on the skin like removing corn off the cob.
Him: fuck bro she corned me last night

Friend: damn son! hope junior is all G!
by Jaelizzzlemahnizzle September 24, 2016
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