corned beef

the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon

ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light

by sweetpictureofpetey March 23, 2010

corned beef

A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.

why the fuck would you eat corned beef?

by wiscon-sin January 13, 2007

corned beef

crap from which you ate corn some time ago

1'000000 more pounds of corned beef to go

by Butler-Bot June 12, 2003

corned beef

nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses

by jj April 23, 2003

corned beef

roast beef (see "roast beef") which has abstained from having sex in a while

wow that old whore, mannn, her corned beef is disgusting!

by pooman von higgamshtein III February 23, 2004

Corn Beef

To steal, snatch, pillage, or take without permission.

Person 1: "Have you seen my pen?"
Person 2: "I'm pretty sure that guy corn beefed it"
Person 1: "You can't trust anyone"

Person 1: "I'm bout to corn beef the answer sheet"
Person 2: "Dude, don't do it. You'll get caught"

by Debbie Fitz CS November 20, 2013

Corned Beef

When a cock is covered in shit with chunks of corn in it after anal sex.

Damn, after I pulled out of her ass, my dick was corned beef"

by ratian March 17, 2014