Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.
1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."
2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."
Croctastic means “fantastic” but with crocs (shoe). If someone says that something is croctastic, it’s fantastic. It is sometimes mistaken for croctastic, as in crocodile, but that’s not the case.
When something orb shaped is so fantastic, you have to create a whole new word for it. Used in advertising for aquapod (found at a wal-mart near you) waterbottles.