cocktastic
cocktastic by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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cocktastic
cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
cocktastic by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008
Related Words
cocktastic
1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.
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