cocktastic 

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

cocktastic by Web Willy April 7, 2003

cocktastic 

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

cocktastic by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

cocktastic 

1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.

Michael Bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with cocktastic films.

cocktastic by Jonny Nakamura December 5, 2010

Cocktastic 

When something is so amazing you get an instant erection.

Oh man that new Fantastic Four movie is cocktastic!

Cocktastic by Fukkherrightinthepussy October 6, 2015

Cocktastic 

When you man is good in bed. Good at making love, sex, fuckin'.

You were simply cocktastic last night, Ray!
My man is down right, cocktastic in bed.

Cocktastic by AscarletRose November 25, 2023

cocktastic fudgemonkey 

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

cocktastic fudgemonkey by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003

choctastic 

when something is both choclatey and fantastic

this kitkat has no wafer whatsoever! just pure chocolate! choctastic!

choctastic by crazysarah118 March 14, 2005