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CoolGuyKai
CoolGuyKai
CoolGuy -
A "CoolGuy", followed by their name, is a term/nickname used for a person who has been caught or is known to be a predator of underage girls.
They are generally in their mid 20s to early 30s yet have the mentality of a 14 year old, which matches their taste in little girls.
They use the term CoolGuy as it helps lure in impressionable teen girls, making them them think they're a nice person they could totally be best friend with.
CoolGuy's are perpetually stuck in High School and refuse to grow up or date people of their own age, particularly because anyone with a fully developed brain can see that it's morally wrong to date underage girls when you're an adult (especially if they also happen to be parents themselves and/or have guardianship of an underage girl).
CoolGuy's tend to specifically target girls who have a troubled home/family life and/or suffer mental health issues because CoolGuy's know that the more broken a teenage girl is, the easier they are to manipulate and groom till they reach the legal age of consent in their state so they can then persue a sexual relationship with the teen.
CoolGuy -
A "CoolGuy", followed by their name, is a term/nickname used for a person who has been caught or is known to be a predator of underage girls.
They are generally in their mid 20s to early 30s yet have the mentality of a 14 year old, which matches their taste in little girls.
They use the term CoolGuy as it helps lure in impressionable teen girls, making them them think they're a nice person they could totally be best friend with.
CoolGuy's are perpetually stuck in High School and refuse to grow up or date people of their own age, particularly because anyone with a fully developed brain can see that it's morally wrong to date underage girls when you're an adult (especially if they also happen to be parents themselves and/or have guardianship of an underage girl).
CoolGuy's tend to specifically target girls who have a troubled home/family life and/or suffer mental health issues because CoolGuy's know that the more broken a teenage girl is, the easier they are to manipulate and groom till they reach the legal age of consent in their state so they can then persue a sexual relationship with the teen.
"Hey, did you hear about that YouTuber who sent nudes of himself to 16 year old girls when he was 24? Then had sex with one of them within weeks of them turning 18, after having befriended them at 14 and even taking on a guardianship role!? what a sick bastard!"
"Yep, that's CoolGuyKai AKA Laineybot, apparently they even used the poor girls virginity as a bargaining chip with their husband, CoolGuyJames AKA Onison, then accused the girl of raping them both, at the same time!".
"Yep, that's CoolGuyKai AKA Laineybot, apparently they even used the poor girls virginity as a bargaining chip with their husband, CoolGuyJames AKA Onison, then accused the girl of raping them both, at the same time!".
CoolGuyKai by deadendjustice93 October 1, 2019
Related Words
coolyg • coolguyed • coolage • Coolgasm • coolgirlswag130 • coolguyaweo • Coolguyism • cooligan • coolyo • coolyosis
Fooly Cooly
1) To fondle a woman. Is usually specific to breasts or the ass, but can refer to any part of the body
2) An absolutely awesome anime also known as FLCL. Beleive it or not, Fooly Cooly IS the original name. How it became known as Furi Kuri is an interesting fact.
The way the title was written down was a complicated matter, as the words related more to the symbol and less to the actual word. The closest you could get to writing Fooly Cooly was pronounced Furi Kuri, as 'r' was the closest thing to 'l'. Thus it is only pronounced Furi Kuri when read aloud, though the name is still Fooly Cooly.
Several people still prefer to call it FLCL. It's about a 12 year old boy, Noata, who has a brother in the U.S., his bro's ex-girlfriend is horny for him, and this crazy Vespa woman who calls herself Haruko slams into his life, and robots start exploding out of his head. Then you throw in guitars, some Christ like robot named Canti, The Pillows, and there you have it; FLCL.
The show is famously confusing, so to help you out, think of it as an anime Mary Poppins, with randomness and robots.
2) An absolutely awesome anime also known as FLCL. Beleive it or not, Fooly Cooly IS the original name. How it became known as Furi Kuri is an interesting fact.
The way the title was written down was a complicated matter, as the words related more to the symbol and less to the actual word. The closest you could get to writing Fooly Cooly was pronounced Furi Kuri, as 'r' was the closest thing to 'l'. Thus it is only pronounced Furi Kuri when read aloud, though the name is still Fooly Cooly.
Several people still prefer to call it FLCL. It's about a 12 year old boy, Noata, who has a brother in the U.S., his bro's ex-girlfriend is horny for him, and this crazy Vespa woman who calls herself Haruko slams into his life, and robots start exploding out of his head. Then you throw in guitars, some Christ like robot named Canti, The Pillows, and there you have it; FLCL.
The show is famously confusing, so to help you out, think of it as an anime Mary Poppins, with randomness and robots.
1) Come on babe, let's get Fooly Cooly.
2) Wait... is the curry Fooly Cooly, the weird transfer signals, or the robots? Fuck; this is confusing.
2) Wait... is the curry Fooly Cooly, the weird transfer signals, or the robots? Fuck; this is confusing.
Fooly Cooly by Magic Hobo May 9, 2005
coolyo
coolyo by the lamest person you know September 15, 2009
Coologen
Coologen by Largemanislarge September 9, 2010
coolywooly
person 1: d00d tht ncklace u hav is coolywooly!
person 2: i kno rit?!?! et it is coolywooly like you!
person 1: d'awwww! ur so coolywooly!
person 2: i kno rit?!?! et it is coolywooly like you!
person 1: d'awwww! ur so coolywooly!
coolywooly by diane! June 16, 2008
Coolgofboy
Peculiar individual well known for his scenario's of making lines in the Roblox Napoleonic community. Gets angered easily especially when you need to eat while he's taking a roblox war photograph.
It is rumoured that he has a secret relationship with Hank Stukov though he has many well known adversaries who failed to fall in line. throughout the roblox scene.
It is rumoured that he has a secret relationship with Hank Stukov though he has many well known adversaries who failed to fall in line. throughout the roblox scene.
Coolgof boy said "GET IN LINE".
Coolgofboy has anger issues.
Coolgofboy won't like it if you need to go eat.
Coolgofboy has anger issues.
Coolgofboy won't like it if you need to go eat.
Coolgofboy by Tailor of Chaos December 19, 2022
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