DESCRIPTION: A personality disorder in which the person believes him or herself to be cool, but is in fact one or more of the following: wanna-be thug, wanna-be-tough guy/gal,
LIKELY SYMPTOMS: Acting 'hard', unprovoked aggressiveness towards others deemed unlikely to respond violently (aka bullying), person may show signs of wanting to 'keep it real', excessive douchebaggery, Sexual Deviancy, Lack of Social Norms,

POSSIBLE CAUSES: Small Genitalia (in men); Victim of bullying; Little, No, or Completely Ineffective Upbringing; Little or No Sexual Relief involving another human.

Look at these cooligans.

cooligan by BigDickMcGees September 21, 2016

Related Words

cooligan • coligan • colligan • Coolian • cooliano • cash colligan • Cooling and Dave • cooling and 2016 eggs • cooling and booling

cash colligan

Cash Colligan is the bass player for Fueled by Ramen band, The Cab. Cash is an arrogant and pompous and is moste recognizable for permanently inking himself with ridiculous tattoos, such as, "Dolla Dolla Bill Yall" and "Thirtizzle"

Cash may or may not be cute, but no one can tell because he is covered in ridiculous tattoos.

Cash Colligan got a new tattoo, twenty-threetizzle

cash colligan by DemiLov April 8, 2009

colligan

A: enraptured by turtle icecream cake
B: a righteous dude

"Colligan is the only Colligan there is."

colligan by kelly September 10, 2003

cooliano

another word for saying cool!

Justin: Hey look, we got a snow day! No school!
Bobby: Cooliano!

cooliano by cosmicstar23 January 2, 2009

Coolian

A cool person who is called Julian. Cool Julian!

He is COOLIAN!

Coolian by constrance February 11, 2017

cash colligan

used to play bass in a band called The Cab. Cash used to have a relationship with The Cab's lead singer Alexander DeLeon but they broke up and that's why Cash left the band. Cash still loves Alex but he don't admit it.

Cash Colligan is a asshole

cash colligan by vanillasuggarsarsparilla October 9, 2012

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026