Coolage

Something which is overly cool!

C: Do you like this cardigan
T:Yeah, it's well coolage!

by p and P February 25, 2009

coolage

The cooperate act of being cool.

Man, you guys are coolage.

by moe November 17, 2004

Swavesey village collage

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)

Swavesey village collage is a shite school

by Dingdongweenee October 16, 2019

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

collage

How people who will never get in spell college.

If you write an essay entitled "Why I Want To Go To Collage", you will be rejected immediately by the admissions board of most colleges outside of Alabama.

by Socialist REALism August 22, 2006

Cookage

The art of being unstoppable, brolic and ultimately cooking your opponent. Particularly a sport.

There's alot of cookage going on at that court over there.

by Warmachine1738 April 13, 2017

coosage

basically a substitute for anything innappropriate. Also a synonym for either genders.

Jon got his coosage sucked today.
We were walking around and allthesudden coosage happens.

by coosage@eastside May 29, 2010