conjar

a name for a container and a jar together

I keep my weed in a conjar

by Tj and ashley December 28, 2008

Conjangle

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something

I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.

by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

Kellyanne Conartist

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Conjabi

1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi

On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!

by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015

consarn

kind of like "damn" in old western language. not meant to be used by itself, but with "it" or "ye" as in you.

"Consarn ye Tom!" She yelled.
"Consarn that bastard!"
"Consarn ye!"

by ingrown toenail owner May 16, 2008

consarnit

Consarnit is a truly wonderful word with the connotation that something negative has just happened. It's essentially the equivalent of saying "Damnit".

Consarnit, I just dropped a hammer on my toe!

by malander April 12, 2004

Conjaculations

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010