Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

Got the covid-19 vaccine

Confused and Retarded.

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

constepated and retarded put together

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

a combination of being conceited and retarded.