comptop 

An individual who thinks they have to dominate better than any other individual in any sexual encounter because of their biological sex.

Mainly used to describe sexual tendencies but can also describe the individual as a whole.

Rick: "Man, my uncle is such an asshole."
Astley: "Why though? What'd he do?"
Rick: "Literally nothing, other than yell at me once. He works at a fucking golf course and drives like an asshole, I'd guarantee you he's a comptop."
Astley: "Let's go slash his tires."
--
Rick: "Dude."
Astley: "...Hm?"
Rick: "...Dude."
Astley: "What."
Rick: "Do you see that tall girl over there with the rack and muscles?"
Astley: "...Yeah, sure."
Rick: "There's no way you don't carnally desire that stud."
Astley: "No...?"
Rick: "She's gotta be such a fucking comptop. You absolutely cannot tell me you're not at the very least interested."
Astley: "Maybe a little, but still not really."
Rick: "You suck. Genuinely."

comptop by Cruz07 June 17, 2024

Compton Velcro 

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)

"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

Compton Velcro by Master Kitty July 30, 2008

john compton 

a term for a man who is the man of all men. an extremely attractive male who also happens to be intelligent, kind and very funny. considered 'the total package' to any woman

she landed herself a john compton- that bitch always gets the best of the best

john compton by hl friendly August 1, 2010

Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

Compooper by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

compton recoil electrons 

Compton recoil electrons are electrons knocked from orbitals of an atom usually by gamma radiation from a nuclear explosion.

These electrons create a brief current which results in an electromagnetic pulse or EMP which can damage or destroy unshielded electronic equiptment, mainly microchips. Such an event taking place at high altitude would result in wide scale electrical damage.

"our electrical equiptment was damaged as a result of compton recoil electrons from the EMP blast"

compton recoil electrons by chosenfoo October 4, 2006

The Compton School 

The worst school to ever exist

Person 1: "Yo what school do u go to?"

Person 2: "The Compton School g"

Person 1: "Unlucky that school fucking dead bro"

Person 2: "truss look at mr nielsons head that nonce"

"the compton school is so dead"

The Compton School by Jewy_makeawash69ceilingz April 23, 2019

Compton's Most Wanted 

MC Eiht's crew

"G'yeah, fool, take a hike I got no time for your late night hype"

Compton's Most Wanted by FrenchLascar187 February 14, 2004