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Compoop
Compoop by Toshiba Laptops March 30, 2015
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compooper • compoopter • compoop • compooping • Compooper friendly • compoopturd • compooter • cumpooper • comploopleation • compookie
Compooper
Compooper by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019
Compoopter
Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it
Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it
Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games
Compoopter by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006
conpoopled
adj.
1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.
2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.
3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.
1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.
2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.
3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.
"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."
conpoopled by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005
Cumpooper
The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy
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