Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

by Maxine Colina May 7, 2019

compooping

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

by AJC3 March 26, 2006

Compooping

The process of breaking down and rearranging old food (via computer system) to make new, useable, nutritional, food.

A solution for food waste/loss is compooping.

by FPS_burner.adri934 February 11, 2019

compoop

Computing while pooping.

"Compooping is so much better now that I got my new MacBook"

by Jay Dyke December 31, 2009

Compoop

A term for a laptop; a shitty computer

"Hold on, I'm switching to my compoop."
"I just bought an Alienware compoop!"

by Toshiba Laptops March 29, 2015

compooper

a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.

"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."

"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"

by B-Zang May 27, 2007

compooper

Computer in Pauline's super awesome language.

I'm on thee COMPOOPER all day long.

by Paauulliinnnneee August 2, 2005