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a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.
"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."

"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"
compooper by B-Zang June 15, 2007

Compooper friendly 

A bathroom stall or restroom that is conductive to one taking a prolonged shit whilst youtubing on one's laptop. Wi-fi reception and proximity to power outlets are of high importance as well as increased privacy.
The second floor men's room is amazingly compooper friendly. I watched a whole season of Family Guy on Hulu while backing out 24 hot wings and three draft beers from lunch.
Compooper friendly by KenTitus November 16, 2011
One who does silly, foolish things.
Oh my gosh. You're such a comopper.
comopper by Borderline Brandon December 18, 2014

Composter Syndrome 

Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.

Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics:

Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems.

Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards.

Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.
Yeah, he definitely has composter syndrome. He just peed on his compost for the first time and is freaking out about ruining the pile’s nitrogen balance.

compooter 

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.
compooter by riggers8 December 13, 2013