compk

A word used when you are supposed to type "comp" but your fat ass decides to add a k and not remove it

its not even funny anymore

people ruin good memes nowadays

"@compk go????"
"wanna go compk???"

compk by kakkapökälepröötpaskahousujoo August 6, 2021

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

Professional Drinking Companion by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Columbian Comakazi 

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

friendly compass 

A big, spicy boner.

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!

See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.

friendly compass by stallioon September 27, 2012

Comp TF2 

Short for Competitive Team Fortress 2. In North America this typically means anything going on with ESEA's 6v6 League and to a lesser extent UGC's Highlander. Comp TF2 is (un?)known for its relative seclusion from the rest of TF2, with few of TF2's Massive Playerbase aware that it even exists, and even fewer willing to make the jump from Pubs to Comp themselves. This is in contrast to Valve's other multiplayer games such as Counter-Strike and DOTA 2, where the "pros" (or at least the teams they belong to) are well-known to the typical player.

B4nny, the best player in Comp TF2, once joined a Public Server and destroyed everyone there. No one knew who he was.

Comp TF2 by E+l=8 January 28, 2013

Black Company 

this refers to a business that gives it's employees low salaries and no pay for overtime while requiring long working hours and with little to no days offs. these companies are also known for allowing several kinds of harassment of employees while working there.

the term originated from japan and gained traction outside of it with the rise of the net.

"I don't think you should work there as I heard 'fake company name' is a black company. you should work at 'super fake company' instead"

Black Company by grass_head October 19, 2021

The Trash Compactor 

Sex Position: When in the missionary position, the gentleman sits back on his knees, grabs the two legs of the lady, and brings them vertically together, as if she looks to be in a 'L' position. Then, he pushes the legs back, to where her knees are about touching her chest. At this point, the green light is on, and the trash compactor is initiated.

"Dude, I don't usually give girl's the trash compactor on the first date, but with her I had to pull out all of the stops."

The Trash Compactor by Greenlight Compact 1000 March 8, 2019