commonure 

Câ-mahn-oo-er
1. A person who spreads bullshit about others.

2. Also used to describe someone who is full of shit.

Frank told Stacey, due to the election, he is moving to Canada. But everyone knows Frank is a commonure.

commonure by Whipetgood November 25, 2016

Commoners Coffee 

From the anime, Ouran Highschool Host Club. It means instant coffee, as 'poor people don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans'

"I'm going out to get some commoners coffee, want to come?"

Commoners Coffee by Princess Bubblegum Alicorn August 14, 2015

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore 

10/10 meme of a beautiful yellow shimmering fish singing a reasonably majestic song, the lyrics remain elusive however as i have no clue what a commodore is. Sung to the tune of that fnaf song the hor hor horhor one

Teacher: Open your books on pag..
Me: Ra ta ta ta ra ta ta ta ta Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore by Bruhwoahkennyjandumm April 11, 2022

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 

The time when Poland was actually strong.

1569-1795 (holy shit the polish-lithuanian commonwealth existed for more than 2 centuries)
First Partition - 1772 by Russia, Prussia and Austria
Second Partition - 1793 by Russia and Prussia
Third and final partition - 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. The end of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's reign.

The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth almost beat the shit out of Russia by occupying the capital, Moscow for a bit before getting fucked by the Russian Military.

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth by kofikat February 3, 2021

commodore's hat 

1. a head covering worn by a senior naval officer

2. a circular patch of pubic hair, normally on a male.

Man, keeping my commodore's hat trimmed is way more work than touching up my soul patch.

commodore's hat by George Formby September 29, 2011

composure 

Calm, self-assurance.

The president managed to keep his composure during his speech even when TelePrompTer broke down, leaving him without a script.

composure by Larstait November 10, 2003

commonize 

Coming from the word common. If you wish to make one part common to several different models. Typically used in a cost savings idea. Not to have several parts that do the same job across different models, pieces of equipment etc.

We would like to commonize as many parts for the seven different models we have.

We would like to have a common part shared between the seven different models we have.

commonize by Mr. Phil September 10, 2005