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commoners 

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.
"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."
commoners by Luke December 1, 2004
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Commoners 

High school students who can't stand the idea of being different. Often known for abandoning logic for the sake of a joke that does not make sense. Also known for asking why someone doesn't like them after performing several verbal attacks on that person.
I'm above that activity. It's for Commoners.
Commoners by BryanJ August 5, 2003

Commoners Coffee 

From the anime, Ouran Highschool Host Club. It means instant coffee, as 'poor people don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans'
"I'm going out to get some commoners coffee, want to come?"

communese 

the language of the gods
Communese is the best language. As they said in the motherland, "sharing is caring motherf*cker."
communese by Foba Bett February 28, 2019

commons diet 

The commons is a dining hall at Texas A&M University, with some of the worst food in the country. The commons diet refers to the struggle First Semester Freshmen have to face while dining the trash that some people think is food for the first week. At first, people think that a large meal plan is worth, but after sticking the commons diet, patients tend to try and leave it as soon as possible by telling the Dining Staff that they are of a certain dietary restriction in order to limit their intake at the commons. Some Commons Diet patients even resort to going to Sbisa, another dining hall that serves even worse food, because of the destruction the Commons Diet does to a person's internals.
The Commons Diet at Texas A&M causes freshmen to lose 15 pounds instead of gain it at other universities.
commons diet by thatcoolkid1234 August 9, 2019

Washington Commanders 

The lame new name for the Washington Football Team formerly known as the Washington Redskins
The Washington Commanders are result of pansy ass woke liberal pussies who get offended by everything. Don't be surprised if the KC Chiefs end up having to change their mascot too

tragedy of the commons 

The term has its origins in the sharing of grazing land in a given community, called "the commons", in Britain. An individual farmer could increase his or her profits by using more of the commons than others. The other farmers would then follow suite, leading to the overexploitation and destruction of that land.

In its modern usage, the phrase is used as a metaphor to the above, referring to the exploitation of a common resource. In game theory it is used as an example of how, in a given situation, every individual can choose to do what is best for their own interests and still produce the worst sum result for the whole. See also: prisoner's dilemna.

The most common and effective way to negotiate this problem is private ownership. Another way is heavy regulation and the imposition of sanctions on violators.
usage: When big companies pollute the air, it's just another example of the tragedy of the commons.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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