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assurance 

Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.
assurance by Tirol Ski November 19, 2007
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assurance 

what was that againg? uhh sure-ance?
assurance by Yeap August 2, 2004

assurance fraud 

noun--Purposely insisting to someone that something is true when you know it isn't. i.e. lies.
"The musings of a radical outcast are victims of assurance fraud--Time and Again insist, and The Words truly believe, that they fall not on deaf ears."--C. Stern, 1991
assurance fraud by ceefour October 8, 2007

assurance blow

When you blow your nose one more time after getting most of the snot out just to make sure.
"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."
assurance blow by SquidDude May 8, 2019

Self-assurance 

confidence in yourself and your abilities
But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.
Self-assurance by Weeheh October 14, 2014

Repetitive Assurance 

In speech, when someone repeats themselves in an attempt to assure the listener of their intention. Often repetitive assurance is utilized by those who have nothing better to say, so instead they opt to say things twice. Repetitive assurance has been made popular by the character known as YeahYeah from the movie Sandlot.
Rebecca: "You going to go to that movie tonight?"
D'Antonio: "Yeah yeah!"
Rebecca: "How about you, Matt?"
Matt: "I'm in. I'm in!"
Rebecca: "What's with all this repetitive assurance lately?"
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"What was he thinking? I mean, what was he thinking!?"
Repetitive Assurance by theBigKat February 16, 2010

Cohen assurance

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).
Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!
Cohen assurance by m-fun February 10, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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