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Composure
Composure is kept during all curcumstances and despite the fact that these faggots try to disturb Composure nothing can really budge the gang.
Composure by Composure (trademarked) April 2, 2022
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house of composure
The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.
"House of composure, where is your posture?"
"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."
"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."
house of composure by simmaranfo April 1, 2007
The Composure
The Composure by Bass Monster 152 October 7, 2012
clomposure
Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"
clomposure by princessetamtam January 19, 2009
simcoe composite school
sketch-ass school in simcoe that smells like bad BO everywhere you go and they keep the retards on A floor and the bathrooms always smell the worst from everyone smoking weed or vaping in the bathrooms
simcoe composite school by urmumgay42069 June 9, 2019
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trucker's tan
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