commentread 

When programming, one inserts comments that explain what it does, (s)he then submits it to a forum or website and gives an explanation of what the code does and how it does it.

This is an MVC system commentread.

commentread by Zertee August 13, 2008

Commentpaedo 

A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.

The word was first coined on Myspace, by Aimee.

Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancy Tom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspace comments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.

Commentpaedo by Whaleland July 27, 2009

commentrarian

A combination of the words "comment" and "contrarian" used to describe a person who frequently posts facebook/twitter comments about their opposing view and who rejects or resists the majority opinion.

Gene disagrees with everything. He's such a commentrarian.

I can always count on Jean to make a sarcastic comment on my wall. She's a hateful commentrarian, especially about religion and politics.

He is a total commentrarian. He will disagree with everything everyone says... all the time.

commentrarian by gmcqueen December 30, 2010

commentraitor 

Noun

A broadcaster who uses the airwaves (usually Fox News Network or AM radio), or blogger who uses the internet, to spread anti-government disinformation.

Favorite targets are our "foreign-born Islamic halfrican-american" President, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Senators Reid and Boxer, and most democrat (sic, not "Democratic") officials. 'Activist' judges are also targeted -- the laws should remain as written in 1776.

Some commentraitors even urge '2nd Amendment' solutions. Others are content to use their white-supremicist-neochristian-xenophobic rhetoric to incite their ditto-heads to throw out all incumbents, or to act-out at public hearings, or to march around in camo gear with firearms and threatening expressions.

While most of their listeners are willig, echoing rather than forming 'opinions', commentraiters are more often shrewd broadcasters unrestrained by any need/desire to be 'truthy' (thx Stephen Colbert). A commentraitors object is not to inform, but to reap financial benefits by selling to their sheeple whatever the bleating (m)asses are easily convinced to want.

Current commentraitors Rush Limppaw, Shmen Dreck, Oh Riley, and Ann Poltergeist make me afraid, VERY afraid. I don't believe ANYthing they say, but a seemingly growing number of listeners believes EVERYthing they say, without thought or doubt. And those listeners are armed!

commentraitor by Kriticalthinker July 6, 2010

commentedy 

Finding humor in the comment section after a news article, in any discussion thread, etc.

Have you seen the comments section about the story about the Killer Bee attack? Pure commentedy!

commentedy by Butch January 11, 2022

Commentedy 

Finding humor in the comment section or in a discussion thread of any article in the internet.

Have you seen the comments section about the story about the Killer Bee attack? Pure commentedy gold!

Commentedy by Butch January 11, 2022

pocket commented 

Getting a facebook comment on a picture or status from someone who did it accidentally in their pocket. Like a pocket dial

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

pocket commented by beneficiall August 1, 2012