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comespeak 

Speaks for itself really...
The words that are spoken once one (two or #many) has come.
Not to be confused with comingspeak - those, often screamed or heavily breathed, when coming (e.g. 気持 - kimochiiii).

Also different from pillow talk, unless it is sufficiently euphoric - e.g.
"Wow you jizzed in my ear. I feel like Mary when you comespeak to me like that Lover."
MC: Oh Bae, there are flutterbies floating above you
Basian: Sweet MC swims with endolphins...

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*True story of my inspiration from an About page*

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Our values reflect who we are and what we strive for. They're the cornerstone of our culture, so if these values speak to you, comespeak with us.

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comespeak by Goognostic May 3, 2025
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Corpspeak 

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"
Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"
a style of talking in which the words and sentences comes across as cool and hip.
In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.

cockspeak 

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
cockspeak by nutman March 10, 2006

CODESPEAK 

The annoying tendency of our mainstream political/ news/entertainment industrial complex to have it's talking heads deliver thinly veiled messages of class warfare and bigotry.ALL mainstream ideological viewpoints are guilty of this.
When America wants to explore it's ills...social or otherwise...it usually explores it in the context of skin color first...class second...and finally as a problem to be solved-when it's hideously clear that it's EVERYONES problem.(this sometimes takes decades)...But since for better or worse one is unable anymore to flat-out offend/demean/impugn the sensibilities of this or that tribe...words and phrases are used in conjunction with pictures to form or reinforce assumptions of what or who the "problem" is.A coupla' "CODESPEAKS'GREATEST HITS" would include:

"CHILDREN BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK"-For decades the picture in your head was that of a Black welfare mother with no father in sight...probably still is...But when you factor in such things as divorce and White professional females having kids...man be damned...you see that if in fact households without men is a problem...it's everyones problem.

"HIV"-Does'nt make the headlines much anymore unless it relates to Africa or the porn industry...But not too long ago when the disease was a sure death sentence...you never heard a story about HIV that did'nt suggest that this was a disease of "THE INNER CITY"...And without fail-there would be a story every year about some young Black man just outta jail who moves into some suburban/rural White community and starts infecting the local White girls.Suggesting that as long as you were a White heterosexual...and you only fucked other White heterosexuals...you need not worry.Of course someone forgot to tell NASCAR star Tim Richmond this before he went off and infected 250 groupies-uh women with it on his way to that great oval in the sky.(he was white)Of course there were no stories either about the probably thousands of "UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS"
people who've been infected...yet becuase of private health insurance and privacy issues did'nt end up in the stats that are so often repeated.IT'S STILL EVERYONES PROBLEM.

"CRIME"-Are you kidding me?
CODESPEAK ANCHORMAN:"In the news today:Low test scores...affirmative action...new golf course!Back after this."
CODESPEAK by L.MARTIN October 19, 2005

copyspeak 

it's like copywrite but instead it's what someone says.
Hanna: do you wanna go to the movies tonight?

Jenna: HAIIIILLLL yeahhh beetch!!!!

Hanna: that is so copyspeak of Hailey.
copyspeak by multibri13 October 9, 2011

Chespeake bay clam chowder 

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.
My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.