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BLINGSHEVIK

Roman Abramovich finds that his 377ft. yacht Pelorus is a tad cozy.In true BLINGSHEVIK fashion he orders a roomier 500footer.
by L.MARTIN June 11, 2008
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3B

3B:(BLACK on BLACK BLINDNESS)
A CONDITION USUALLY SUFFERED BY LEFT LEANING BLACK INTELLIGENTSIA...CHARACTERIZED BY A COMPLETE BLIND EYE TURNED TO THE SOMETIMES GENOCIDAL ILL WILL OF BLACK PEOPLE TOWARD OTHER BLACK PEOPLE(RWANDA)...OR NON-WHITE DARK SKINNED PEOPLE TOWARD PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT.(SUDAN)IN THE MIND OF THIS PERSON THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A WHITE VILLAIN TO POINT A FINGER AT.PITY.
"MISS 3B LAW STUDENT OVER THERE KEEPS TRYING TO BLAME HAITIS' PROBLEMS ON U.S. MEDDLING.LAST MONTH SHE WAS BLAMING IT ON U.S. INDIFFERENCE".
by L.MARTIN September 16, 2005
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Stamps

BIG MONEY...HAVING AN ARROGANTLY LARGE BANK ACCOUNT.THE KIND OF WEALTH YOU COME TO AT A REASONABLY YOUNG AGE THAT LEADS YOU TO DO THINGS THAT OTHERS GOT TO MUCH LATER IN LIFE I.E.LUXURY BOXES AT THE BALLPARK...HOMES IN ASPEN...MISTRESS ACCOUNTS.
1)"HE'S RAKIN' HEFTY STAMPS AFTER CATCHING THE ENTIRE RUN-UP IN CRUDE OIL."

2)"YEAH SHE FOYNE...BUT YOU KNOW SHE CHECKIN' THAT WALLET FO' STAMPS.HI MAINTENANCE HO'."

3)SURE HE TALKS A GREAT GAME...BUT DOES HE HAVE THE STAMPS TO WRITE A CHECK?
by L.MARTIN September 15, 2005
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SUNTIN'

Old school southern ebonics.
How country folks say the word "something".
"Now Junior,you gots ta' do SUNTIN'.You
gon' get a job...or you gon'go to school...but you cain't sit around an' do NUTTIN'.You gots ta' do SUNTIN'."
by L.MARTIN September 7, 2005
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CHROME HEARTS

An apparel and jewelry line that welds biker/film industry/trailer park culture into one expensive "FUCK YOU I'VE GOT MONEY" sign.Thousand dollar sunglasses...Eight grand leather jackets...Ten Grand and up shine...And of course the face-saving three hundred dollar trucker cap in case you just have to walk out of the store with something.
L.A. TOURIST:"I thought you were taking me to a hot club.This is a damn biker bar...And who are all these people wearing sunglasses at 1am?"

LOCAL:"Well the guy who just passed you was Tommy Lee.It's a CHROME HEARTS crowd.Leave the camera in your purse."
by L.MARTIN August 4, 2006
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SNOWBLIND

The almost freakish obsession that second and third generation young women from the the Far East,Pacific Islands,and the Carribean have for dorky...socially inept...cornball white guys.(It's never the cool ones.)He's "safe"...he's got a professional gig...he digs Toyota Camrys.How exciting.
BLACK GUY 1:"Think I'll go over chat up that hot Korean babe."

ITALIAN GUY 2:"Save it.She's so SNOWBLIND that she masturbates to Bill Gates posters."
by L.MARTIN October 17, 2005
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PATENT TROLL

A company-or divison of a company-whose sole reason for being is to sue other companies/individuals for patent infringment.Sometimes the troll is a large tech company with many patents.Other times it's a smaller company that purchases patents...then goes huntin'.Don't let this stop you from makin' shit.
UNBIASED ANCHORMAN:"Great news CRACKBERRY ADDICTS!The USPTO
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."
by L.MARTIN December 22, 2005
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