Collaging

The act of gluing magazine pictures of things you will never have/be on a piece of paper and staring at it for several hours until all of your problems are resolved. Many people, mainly males between the age of 1 and death, do not collage. they are known as Non-Collagers.

Jared: i made a collage in kindergarten once
Mitch: i don't do that, collaging ain't my thing

by NONcollager November 30, 2010

collaging

When you take a bunch of pictures of people's junk (from the Internet), make a collage out of them on Word or Paint, photocopy a shitload, and plaster all over coworker's cubicle, office, windshield.

Randall: "Johnson's makin' me work late this Friday!"
Todd: "Dude, you know what you gotta do?"
Randall: "What?"
Todd: "You gotta do some collaging in his fuckin' office!"

by Amda Michael Ydoom November 30, 2010

Joe Collings

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

Worlds colliding

When two separate aspects or relationships in a persons life collide: your friends (one "world") become friends with your girlfriend (a separate "world").

Popularized by The Seinfeld episode "the pool guy", in which Georges Costanzas' girlfriend forms her own friendship with Georges' platonic friend Elaine (Causing Georges' worlds to collide).

Kramer: 'Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his world's collide. You know what happens then?'

<Kramer puts his hands together and makes explosion sounds that exemplify what happens when there are worlds colliding>

KRAMER: 'Ka shha shha shha Pkooo!'

by Donjulio78 October 30, 2009

dog-collaring

Blatantly lying to others in front of the accused, about an action you know you committed, but have placed the blame on another.

I used a spool of cable wire as a leash for my friend's dog and ever since have blatantly denied it and blamed the dog's owner. He's tried to explain the truth ever since, in vain. Dog-collaring him has become a regular occurrence when we are together.

by Rwey February 13, 2009

Collingwood

Collingwood- a place full of diversity Hicks, preps, stoners, party animals, etc. Wild ass people live in Collingwood and know how to have a good time. Locals spend most of their time at the pier in the summer at blue in the winter and Dons all year round. CCI is home of many that partake in Collingwoods many activities this is also home to the 80% stoner population of Collingwood and will scare niners at first but after many trips to the bathroom seeing people vaping, skipping class, and much more you get used to the hectic atmosphere.

Hey are you going to the party in town tonight?
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second

by Cwood January 20, 2019