Collating

Like "Scissoring" but with anuses.

Jim and I had a crazy night of sex, we were "collating" all night!

by kerouacwannabe October 21, 2011

Joe Collings

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Cobalting

The act of attending a seedy bar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.

" I saw Alex cobalting at 8am on my way to work."

by El Joto del apartamento 512 August 15, 2018

Dave Collaton

The town fag, typically recieves anally every Tuesday and Thursday, then celebrates with cock shaped muffins

Randy: Where's Dave Collaton?
Steve: probably getting fucked hard in the ass.... Or eating a muffin

by Double triple July 24, 2016

Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

Worlds colliding

When two separate aspects or relationships in a persons life collide: your friends (one "world") become friends with your girlfriend (a separate "world").

Popularized by The Seinfeld episode "the pool guy", in which Georges Costanzas' girlfriend forms her own friendship with Georges' platonic friend Elaine (Causing Georges' worlds to collide).

Kramer: 'Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his world's collide. You know what happens then?'

<Kramer puts his hands together and makes explosion sounds that exemplify what happens when there are worlds colliding>

KRAMER: 'Ka shha shha shha Pkooo!'

by Donjulio78 October 30, 2009

dog-collaring

Blatantly lying to others in front of the accused, about an action you know you committed, but have placed the blame on another.

I used a spool of cable wire as a leash for my friend's dog and ever since have blatantly denied it and blamed the dog's owner. He's tried to explain the truth ever since, in vain. Dog-collaring him has become a regular occurrence when we are together.

by Rwey February 13, 2009