2 definitions by C.P.L.

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.
by C.P.L. December 29, 2020
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A guy who is too scared to stand up to a girl, he thinks she’s controlling but he is making it up in his head. He goes behind her back and lies and withholds information to use as “power” over her. He can’t stand up to his mother and has serious mummy issues. He is a porn addict and uses this to gain power in his pissant relationship. He’s also massively passive aggressive and thinks that having common decency and manners is “controlling”. He thinks that you will be in love with him when he’s treated you atrociously.
Ange: did you talk to joe today?

Bec: nah, he blocked my number and I couldn’t reach him. What a pussy Faggot 🙄
by C.P.L. December 27, 2019
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