Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.
I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.
by Blind_assassin August 30, 2005
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To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.
My neighbor burst in yesterday while I was watching TV and had like a mini seizure.

Ha, you got Kramered
by CaysE June 21, 2010
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Someone who habitually bursts into doors unexpected. This can be at an office or at somebody's home or apartment. The intrusion causes negative attention from everybody in the room. It can disrupt conversation, ruin appetite, or cause a major cockblock.
In the tv show Seinfeld, Kramer is Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor who always opens the door to Seinfeld's apartment uninvited.
(Mark violently enters break room at the paper company and everybody looks at him)
Mark: Hey guys whats up?
Jan: Ugh, total Kramer.
by MmarkyMmarx June 07, 2010
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The crazy, lovable, funny neighbor (played by Michael Richards) of Jerry Seinfeld on the greatest sitcom ever, Seinfeld.
Kramer's friends include Elaine Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Jerry Seinfeld, and George Jason Alexander. Kramer's crazy LOL
by Someone, March 02, 2006
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Verb: The act of bouncing off walls and doors.

Also, an adjective or pronoun used when referring to SOFT CURLY HAIRED animals (for instance: dogs or sheep)
1. He Kramered the wall again.

2. Aww.... your dog is so Kramer.

3. Isn't Kramer adorable?
by Gina August October 27, 2010
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1. )A guy who is given to much flak for the use "nigger." It confuses me however that HE would get into so much trouble for using a word that is popular among blacks themselves. Even more confusing is the fact that the equivalant name "cracker" can be used without consequence openly by anybody.

2. )A guy who is being taken to court for excercising his 1st admendment rights

3. )A guy who has appologized for the use of a common word but people still wont shut up about

4. )A guy who is guilty for being white
Kramer called a man a nigger, AFTER being heckled, the black ma- I mean nigger played the victim and caused a big cluster fuck for Kramer.
by Matt Andrews November 30, 2006
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AKA Michael Richards. A quirky character on the sit com “Seinfeld” who was once beloved by all. Pulled a humpty by losing his composure at a stand up performance and went on a racist tirade directed at some African American “hecklers”. He is now a sad lonely racist who has exposed the real person behind the lovable facade.

R.I.P. the good old Kramer we used to know and love. We will miss you.
by BBradsky November 21, 2006
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