2 definitions by 9inchNails9
Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
by 9inchNails9 December 29, 2020
The type of man who passively aggressively reacts to all confrontation, usually has an undiagnosed personality disorder, is overly defensive about everything, often talks with a lisp, usually sporting curly hair and/or roseacea skin.
by 9inchNails9 December 27, 2019