colisse 

french equivalent used in quebec, meaning : shit!, same as tabarnak, other variations include : calisse, caline...

colisse, jai encore perdu mes cles !
shit, i lost my keys again !

colisse by blitzz September 14, 2007

colisse 

A French-Quebecois word that adds power to any exclamation.

Je m'en colisse. Colisse que t'est pas beau.

colisse by charlesleduc September 4, 2006

Câlisse 

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.

Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)

Câlisse by toecap April 30, 2013

calisse

Derived from the French word for chalice, "calisse" is a common swear in French Canadian vocabulary. Contrary to the popular belief that only Quebecors use it, it is widely used and understood by French Canadians from coast to coast, but mostly in Quebec, Northern and Eastern Ontario, and New Brunswick. It can be used as a noun, a verb and has other uses as well. The level of vulgarity of this blaspemic swear differs from region to region.

-"Le calisse était soul." The fukker was drunk.
-"Et il m'a calissé une belle vollée" And he gave me a swift punch in the face.
-"Pi ca a faite mal en calisse!!" And it hurt like fukk!!
-"Calisse!" FUKK!
-"Attend que je l'pogne le p'tit calisse" Just wait until I get my hands on the fukker.

calisse by J-Y October 27, 2007

Nassau Coliseum Table 

A freestanding table in any kind of restaraunt that usually consists of a "four top" or a "deuce" that Obnoxiously wobbles.Efforts are made to remedy this by placing matchbooks,sugarpackets,etc under one or more of the tables baselegs in an attempt to stablize the wobbling ,but alas failing to stablize the table. this gets its name from The Arena Club at the Nassau Coliseum,which was notorious for being plagued with many of these tables during the 1980's and 1990's and little was ever done to fix this problem until they renovated the club and replaced all of the tables.

My girlfriend stained her blouse at dinner last night after spilling her red wine due to the wobbly Nassau Coliseum table.

Nassau Coliseum Table by Jim 1533 July 26, 2009

Roman Colosseum 

a sexual position, known as the "RC" for short, in which there involves 4 males and a female. The female is bent over with her back parallel to the ground, with each of her arms extended outward perpendicular to her back. Each of the 4 males must then choose which one of the following 4 areas they want to place their cocks in: 1.the mouth 2.left hand 3.right hand 4.pussy/pooper (the pussy/pooper option exists only due to the fact that whichever hole the male chooses, it will not effect the overall structure of the "RC") After each of the 4 males places their respective cocks in each of the 4 areas, while standing, each man must then raise their arms at a 45 degree angle and pound fists with the 2 males standing on both sides of him.(not the person standing across from him). I should further note that the reason for naming this sexual position the "Roman Colosseum" is the resemblance of it to the famous historic landmark located in Rome, Italy.

*Note to readers- the "RC" was co-created by Bill and Marc while eating all you can eat wings at Hooters c. January 2006. Frank and Alan were also present for this historic moment.

Bill, Frank, Marc, and Alan Roman Colosseum'd Amanda at the shore house.

Roman Colosseum by 4 Dolla Bill July 19, 2007

calisse

Curse used by french quebecers. Also is a golden cup used by catholic priests. During ceremonies, it is used to drink the wine.

ha ben calisse !

calisse by Funny Surfin October 27, 2003