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sometimes you just have one too many friends to visit the effiel tower soo you venture on over to rome and form a coliseum with just one gladiator (the female) in the middle with many opponents of different size and skill.

Derek and I were planning a trip to Paris to visit the Effiel Tower but then Nick and his Buddies showed up soo we had to go to Rome to visit the Coliseum instead.

Derek: How would you like to make a trip to the Effiel Tower?
Maggie: I have already been to the Effiel Tower I heard the Coliseum is nicer this time of year

I have been to Paris and seen the Effiel Tower next stop is Rome to visit the Coliseum

coliseum by Ian, Nick and Derek January 20, 2009

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Coliseum Alfonso Pérez

Spanish football "stadium" situated in Getafe, a town nearby Madrid, that stadium is known for its poor rates of attendance each match, urban legend says "When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end"

When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end

Coliseum Alfonso Pérez by AdrianB_ June 6, 2013

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Nassau Coliseum Table

A freestanding table in any kind of restaraunt that usually consists of a "four top" or a "deuce" that Obnoxiously wobbles.Efforts are made to remedy this by placing matchbooks,sugarpackets,etc under one or more of the tables baselegs in an attempt to stablize the wobbling ,but alas failing to stablize the table. this gets its name from The Arena Club at the Nassau Coliseum,which was notorious for being plagued with many of these tables during the 1980's and 1990's and little was ever done to fix this problem until they renovated the club and replaced all of the tables.

My girlfriend stained her blouse at dinner last night after spilling her red wine due to the wobbly Nassau Coliseum table.

Nassau Coliseum Table by Jim 1533 July 26, 2009

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Roman Coliseum

A sex act involving 6 males and at least 3 females. The males form a circle and double team the females who overlap each other. While doing so the males all must lock hands in a circle forming what looks to be a coliseum structure.

It's a version of the Eiffel Tower, only better.

Guy1: Dude, last night we all got drunk and there were only 3 chicks there for all us so you know what that means?

Guy2: No, What?

Guy1: ROMAN COLISEUM!!!

Roman Coliseum by Shep6sic6 July 6, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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