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Quebecois
Although technically the people from the Canadian province of Quebec, they are mostly known for turning their noses up at you if you speak to them in English. But as soon as they hear your shitty French accent, you end up talking in English anyways.
There really is no point in any of this, especially when the Quebecois are treated the same way by the actual French people.
There really is no point in any of this, especially when the Quebecois are treated the same way by the actual French people.
A conversation between you and a quebecois:
You: Um, where is the bus stop?
Thèm: Pardon? Parlez-vous français?
You: Uh, je chercher le bus arrêt?
Thèm: (in perfect English) Around the corner
You: Um, where is the bus stop?
Thèm: Pardon? Parlez-vous français?
You: Uh, je chercher le bus arrêt?
Thèm: (in perfect English) Around the corner
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Quebecois
A little bitch who behaves like a sheep and does what they are told by their government regardless of common sense, constitutional law or scientific proof.
Quebecois by Roberto Carlos January 10, 2022
Québécois
Québécois or French-Canadian are people who are the masters of the most anti church curse words and profanity uve ever seen
I’m Québécoise… “ Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice or mon tabarnak, m'a tu t'l'a décâlisser ta gran' yeule”
Québécois by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025
Québécois Thumb War
An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.
"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim
"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean
"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean
Québécois Thumb War by OrangeChocolate July 20, 2014
Quebecois French
French spoken by the Quebecois. Regular French by all means except the pronunciation and some jargons, which makes the "regular" Frenchman feel lost in translation, Bill Murray style.
In fact so lost that movies starring Quebecois French speakers have subtitles for other French speakers in case they don't understand.
In fact so lost that movies starring Quebecois French speakers have subtitles for other French speakers in case they don't understand.
Quebecois French: Bonjour monsieur, comment allez-vous?
Other French speaker: Excusez-moi, je n'ai pas compris. Pouvez-vous repetez s'il vous plaît?
Quebcois French: *grumble*
Other French Speaker: *strokes beard while looking confused*
Other French speaker: Excusez-moi, je n'ai pas compris. Pouvez-vous repetez s'il vous plaît?
Quebcois French: *grumble*
Other French Speaker: *strokes beard while looking confused*
Quebecois French by I don't speak German January 20, 2009
Quebecois Slammer
"It only took two Quebecois Slammers for Sarah to make out with the entire hockey team! SACRE BLEU!"
Quebecois Slammer by harm_redux_fuxtress November 23, 2010
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