coldclock

same thing as coldcock; to attack someone unexpectedly, usually with a blunt object and or pistol. it is often used in an attack primarily aimed at a persons head.

i laughed my ass of when johnny got coldclocked by debo's pistol.

by eric June 17, 2006

coldcock

To attack unexpectedly; same as blindside.

The SOB coldcocked me -- I never saw it coming.

by Jazzkitty September 28, 2005

California Coldpocket

The act of taking a shit in ones vagina when said person is dead.

"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.

by pocket boy May 12, 2009

Codblocked

Prevented from being able to play Call of Duty because a friend and/or sibling is already playing it.

Yo, I'm gonna go play some Call of Duty!

Can't. Dave's already playing.

Darn. Codblocked again.

by Phoenix Warfunden July 25, 2010

codblocking

Preventing one's bro from playing cod.

guy 1- yo you wanna play some cod?
guy 2- can't dude, guys in his room with his girl.
guy 1- tell him to stop codblocking.

by Mercunseason13 October 22, 2011

coldcock

To beat up a male, and totally knock him out.

that hockey player got coldcocked, big time.

by ma March 15, 2005

Coldcock

The act of building a giant snow penis in the front of a home unbeknownst to the home owner. This act can be done to the homes of friends, enemies, or strangers alike. Nothing Says "Hello Neighbor!" like a frigid mandick saluting strong in the front of one's dwelling! For added effect one can bore a hole down the length of the middle of the penis and run a garden hose to it. When the water is turned on the coldcock achieves full salute!

Tom was working until midnight so we went to his house before he returned home and coldcocked it!

by broadviewbiz February 5, 2008