coldilocks

When it's so dang cold your johnson freezes off.

Guy 1: Holmes, it is gettin' COLDILOCKS out here, dawg!
Guy 2: Fo' shizzle, G. Mah coldicock is gettin' COLDILOCKS.

by Joanna and Sami January 07, 2009

Coldilocks

Blonde, white girls that are constantly freezing.

Coldilocks is so cold she wears footie pajamas in summer.

by dlk December 28, 2013