coinjob

When you receive head and tail

After Netflix, my girl gave me a coinjob.

by IG: Rxstar_Holly February 26, 2015

Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

ChinJob

When a female with an incredibly big butt chin, puts a penis in the crack with a little lubericant (usally spit, baby oil, or non-scented lotion) an does and up an downward motions thus making the penis ejaculate all over the females face.

Trey: Hey did you hear?
Alex: Hear what bro?
Trey: Ashlyn gave Luke a chinjob, and he had to be rushed to the ER.
Alex: Oh. Wow what thats awful, but those are very dangerous.

by DattHott October 12, 2012

Conjob

The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.

Paying lower taxes so they can destroy American industry is the greatest Conjob in recent history.

by 07079 August 7, 2011

Amy Conjob Barrett

The Supreme Court justice with the least integrity due to the deeply calculating manipulation she employed to pass through the many hoops in the vetting process.

Without Amy Conjob Barrett sitting on the Supreme Court, we would all be faced with the frightening prospect of women continuing to have control over their bodies and their lives.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2022

coonjob

a coonjob is a spray on tan.

thats a pretty damn fly coonjob.

by coonster supremeo July 24, 2008

coonjob

Besides being a racial slur for an African-American gentlemen, Coonjob can also describe a "nerdy" variant of a "bro." A "Coonjob" is typically a Caucasian male in his late teens/early twenties, taking an easy major at a low quality college (I.E. Business, psychology, etc.), allowing him enough free time to play several video games, which despite all the time spent, will never become pro at.
It is also worthy to note that besides his lackluster video gaming efforts, the "Coonjob" also happens to be a fan of illogical bouts of domestic abuse. Assuming the "Coonjob" is married in the first place, domestic abuse tends to occur once the "Coonjob" loses a match in his favorite video game.

See also: Xbox, WoW, and anal.

Kris is such a Coonjob!

by Skorznik March 17, 2008