Definitions by DattHott

Masturgram 

When an individual goes on the worldwide social pictoria known as Instagram and engages in the solo act of masturbation to pictures.

Arthur:"hey did you see the new picture sarah posted?'
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"

Masturgram by datthott November 11, 2012

ChinJob 

When a female with an incredibly big butt chin, puts a penis in the crack with a little lubericant (usally spit, baby oil, or non-scented lotion) an does and up an downward motions thus making the penis ejaculate all over the females face.

Trey: Hey did you hear?
Alex: Hear what bro?
Trey: Ashlyn gave Luke a chinjob, and he had to be rushed to the ER.
Alex: Oh. Wow what thats awful, but those are very dangerous.

ChinJob by DattHott October 12, 2012

Hawaiian Punch 

You insert your fist repeatedly while the female is on her menstrual cycle. Thus creating Hawaiian Punch.

Vanessa: "Stephen we can't have sex im on my period."

Stephen: "Well perhaps, we can try something new!"

Vanessa: "Like what?"

Stephen: "Its called a Hawaiian Punch."

Hawaiian Punch by Datthott September 29, 2012