The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

A bizarre female aide to Donald J. Trump who spouts fibs, "alternate facts" and looks like she got hit with a bag full of nickels. (i.e Kellyanne Conway).

Getting a handjob while wearing a condom

1) when someone takes one of your posetions and hides it, yet you know they have it.

2) A mild insult.

When you get so fucked up at a concert that you get a hand job in the crowd.

Conjob is a classic boy name Conner in the 80’s