When a female with an incredibly big butt chin, puts a penis in the crack with a little lubericant (usally spit, baby oil, or non-scented lotion) an does and up an downward motions thus making the penis ejaculate all over the females face.
Trey: Hey did you hear?
Alex: Hear what bro?
Trey: Ashlyn gave Luke a chinjob, and he had to be rushed to the ER.
Alex: Oh. Wow what thats awful, but those are very dangerous.
The act of putting butter on a girls chin, placing ur penis on their chin, pulling their chin fat around ur wang, and then thrusting back and forth until ejaculation.
A pointless handjob in which the giver of the handjob either holds on to the penis without any motion or yanks it up and down while gripping too tightly. Named after the infamous giver of the chanjob (some say it's mythical).
Friend 1: Dude was that your first Chanjob?
Friend 2: Yeah. She just held on and sometimes yanked really hard. I got off anyways tho.
Friend 3: Oh dude I thought that was just a myth
Friend 2: Oh no! This was very real!
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.