07079's definitions

Dry Gulch

To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.

Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.

by 07079 May 31, 2011

HRT

Abbrev. For "high rising terminal"

Also known as uptalk or rising inflection, it is the tendency for condescending, know-it-alls to end everything they say in in way that sounds like a question.

Computer geek: "So basically..? Next time you boot your PC make sure it plugged in? MmmmKay?"

User: "Enough with the HRT, you condescending dork."

by 07079 October 27, 2011

joisey

1920's Betty Boop, caricturish, outdated notion of how New Jerseyians talk. Mostly propagated by middle of the country bumkins who have never left their home town.

Midwesterner1: I used to think people from Joisey all have big or slicked hair, live in an ethnic neighborhood and drive around in a Camaro. And when they weren't screaming at their girlfriend to Shut the Fuck Up they're stealin' somebodies hubcaps.

Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?

Midwesterner1: I went there.

by 07079 January 25, 2009

Green Tunnel

Another term for the Appalachian Trail: the 2200 mile hiking path from Georgia to Maine. It is called the green tunnel because much of it lies in the low altitude deciduous forests of the east coast and the constant view looking down the trail is like looking through a "green tunnel."

After 6 months in the green tunnel, it was good to get back to civilization.

by 07079 September 13, 2011

Prig

One who demonstrates smugness at conforming to conservative ideals. Often deriding elements of modernity and change simply because it is outside of the absolutist parameters by which the prig views his surroundings. The prig elevates the artificial constructs of established rules to the point where deviation from these fabrications will be judged as "good" or "bad." Even on superficial matters.

A prig will be the guy in your neighborhood who tries to change town ordinances to prevent his neighbors from building a modern house on the same street as his precious center-hall colonial. Because in his mind, modern design is "bad", and traditional cookie-cutter homes are "good" by virtue of their normality.

by 07079 January 23, 2009

Harry Potter driveby

The act of prepurchasing a Harry Potter book, or buying it at the midnight sale, Quickly skimming through the book to the end and then slowly driving through the parking lot where hundreds of other Potter fans are waiting to by the book and Shouting out the ending and key plot revelations at the crowd, thus ruining the book for everyone.

The guys who do the Harry Potter driveby are real douchebags, but those Youtube clips sure are funny.

by 07079 January 27, 2009

Irish Riviera

Spring Lake NJ.

A beach community in NJ with the highest percentage of Irish Americans in the United States per municipality.

Yo why does everyone in this town have blonde or red hair?
It's the irish Riviera Mate!

by 07079 June 11, 2010