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Conjob

The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.

Paying lower taxes so they can destroy American industry is the greatest Conjob in recent history.

by 07079 August 7, 2011

joisey

1920's Betty Boop, caricturish, outdated notion of how New Jerseyians talk. Mostly propagated by middle of the country bumkins who have never left their home town.

Midwesterner1: I used to think people from Joisey all have big or slicked hair, live in an ethnic neighborhood and drive around in a Camaro. And when they weren't screaming at their girlfriend to Shut the Fuck Up they're stealin' somebodies hubcaps.

Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?

Midwesterner1: I went there.

by 07079 January 25, 2009

Prole Drift

Short for "proletarian drift"

Its the tendency for fancy, expensive or upmarket styles and products to become popular with the working class or urban poor.

Bob: Yo Scribbles... You seen Peanut's new ride? I heard he replaced the vinyl on his civics seats with Burberry fabric.

Scribbles: Burberry?!! Shiiiit, Sounds like Peanut's sufferin' from Prole drift...

by 07079 October 5, 2010

Attack

Idiosyncratic term for "offense" or "forward" in the Game of Lacrosse. Commonly used as a noun referring to the position, or status of ball possession.

Each Lacrosse team consists of 10 players on the field. They include:
1 Goalie
3 Defencemen
3 Midfielders
3 on attack

by 07079 February 12, 2009

Zune

An MP3 player primarily marketed toward Microsoft fanbois or for people who hate Apple. Although later models were decent enough, the launch product was crippled and ridiculed to the point where it poisoned the brand forever.

5 years later most people still haven't heard of it as it awaits cancellation by Microsoft.

Hey I read on ZDnet today that Microsoft will no longer be producing the Zune.

What's that?

by 07079 March 4, 2011

Clonewear

Style or brand of clothing marketed toward the insecurities of teenagers who feel they need to match the outward appearance of the social clique with they would like to belong. Preppys are the most conspicuous group but there are others as well; including cliques that define themselves as non-conformists yet still wear the same non-conformist clothing, colors and brands

Preppy Clonewear: Khakis, A&F shirt, LLBean docksiders.
Emo Clonewear: Black tee shirt, tight black jeans studded leather neck and bracelets
Metal Guy Clonewear: Jeans, Black concert shirt, black leather jacket
Jock Clonewear: jeans, School sport tee shirt, Letterman Jacket

by 07079 January 14, 2009

Teen Music

Unsophisticated, pop music meant for unsophisticated teen ears who haven't developed taste yet. Tends to sound all the same with over the top vocal affectations and sung about banal subject matter.

Jonas Brothers and Fallout Boy are examples of bands that specialize in making teen music

by 07079 April 29, 2009