coonjob 

a coonjob is a spray on tan.

thats a pretty damn fly coonjob.

coonjob by coonster supremeo July 24, 2008

coonjob 

Besides being a racial slur for an African-American gentlemen, Coonjob can also describe a "nerdy" variant of a "bro." A "Coonjob" is typically a Caucasian male in his late teens/early twenties, taking an easy major at a low quality college (I.E. Business, psychology, etc.), allowing him enough free time to play several video games, which despite all the time spent, will never become pro at.
It is also worthy to note that besides his lackluster video gaming efforts, the "Coonjob" also happens to be a fan of illogical bouts of domestic abuse. Assuming the "Coonjob" is married in the first place, domestic abuse tends to occur once the "Coonjob" loses a match in his favorite video game.

See also: Xbox, WoW, and anal.

Kris is such a Coonjob!

coonjob by Skorznik March 17, 2008

Kellyanne Conjob 

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Coonjab

A person is who Indian and Punjab acting black

Yuvraj is a coonjab for saying the N word

Coonjab by Coon558 September 10, 2019

cronjob 

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

cronjob by xkj00 November 25, 2007

Coonjabby 

An African American who joins a warcraft 3 DOTA video game only to get outplayed by the person who created the game. The African American gets extremely frustrated by the game creaters taunts and superior gaming skills that he goes on a nigger rampage, often times punching his monitor before rage quitting from the game.

Player I_Never_Lose: Are you 5 coonjabbys ready to challenge me?
Player Coonjabby: I'll beat you
I_Never_Lose has slain Coonjabby
Coonjabby: Gah dang freaking cheating asshole, I'll kill you. *punches monitor*
Coonjabby has left the game

Coonjabby by NiggaKnower October 29, 2008

coonjabi 

Noun: a derogatory term for people of Punjabi and African-American descent

Coonjabi is a combination of the derogatory term "coon," and punjabi (pronounced poonjabi), which is the largest ethnic group in India.
See also coonjab

Black guy: "You know that one Punjabi girl I was talking to, I got her pregnant."
Friend: "Damn! Y'all gonna have a coonjabi baby."

coonjabi by terimadilund June 13, 2016