coonjob
coonjob by coonster supremeo July 24, 2008
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coonjob
Besides being a racial slur for an African-American gentlemen, Coonjob can also describe a "nerdy" variant of a "bro." A "Coonjob" is typically a Caucasian male in his late teens/early twenties, taking an easy major at a low quality college (I.E. Business, psychology, etc.), allowing him enough free time to play several video games, which despite all the time spent, will never become pro at.
It is also worthy to note that besides his lackluster video gaming efforts, the "Coonjob" also happens to be a fan of illogical bouts of domestic abuse. Assuming the "Coonjob" is married in the first place, domestic abuse tends to occur once the "Coonjob" loses a match in his favorite video game.
See also: Xbox, WoW, and anal.
It is also worthy to note that besides his lackluster video gaming efforts, the "Coonjob" also happens to be a fan of illogical bouts of domestic abuse. Assuming the "Coonjob" is married in the first place, domestic abuse tends to occur once the "Coonjob" loses a match in his favorite video game.
See also: Xbox, WoW, and anal.
Related Words
coonjob • cronjob • conjob • coonjab • coonjabba • coonjabi • coinjob • conjobbled • Conjobulate • Conjobulation
Kellyanne Conjob
An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
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Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
Coonjab
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Coonjabby
An African American who joins a warcraft 3 DOTA video game only to get outplayed by the person who created the game. The African American gets extremely frustrated by the game creaters taunts and superior gaming skills that he goes on a nigger rampage, often times punching his monitor before rage quitting from the game.
Player I_Never_Lose: Are you 5 coonjabbys ready to challenge me?
Player Coonjabby: I'll beat you
I_Never_Lose has slain Coonjabby
Coonjabby: Gah dang freaking cheating asshole, I'll kill you. *punches monitor*
Coonjabby has left the game
Player Coonjabby: I'll beat you
I_Never_Lose has slain Coonjabby
Coonjabby: Gah dang freaking cheating asshole, I'll kill you. *punches monitor*
Coonjabby has left the game
Coonjabby by NiggaKnower October 29, 2008
coonjabi
Noun: a derogatory term for people of Punjabi and African-American descent
Coonjabi is a combination of the derogatory term "coon," and punjabi (pronounced poonjabi), which is the largest ethnic group in India.
See also coonjab
Coonjabi is a combination of the derogatory term "coon," and punjabi (pronounced poonjabi), which is the largest ethnic group in India.
See also coonjab
Black guy: "You know that one Punjabi girl I was talking to, I got her pregnant."
Friend: "Damn! Y'all gonna have a coonjabi baby."
Friend: "Damn! Y'all gonna have a coonjabi baby."
coonjabi by terimadilund June 13, 2016
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